FREE BOOZE, FREE WEED, FREE SEX!!
Want to come to what will surely be the best Brooklyn house show ever, but can't afford to pay $8 of your trustfund savings that you've just been blowing on shitty coke and PBR ever since you moved to Williamsburg/Bushwick??
WELL DON'T FRET! MICRO-PIXEL-RITES is looking for volunteers! Free admission and some free booze (after you've put in yer time, ya fuckin' drunk) for anyone who volunteers to do a couple hours of work.
We're expecting a boatload of people more than we can let in. After a certain point, you might not even be able to get in - UNLESS you're on the list to volunteer! So who knows - this may be your only way to see this kickass show.
E-mail me at email@example.com for details.