"Make Me a Turtle"
(image via 4AD)
Okay so it's no secret that Before Today, the new album from Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, is a fabulous hit record with some really phenomenal tracks. But the one we've had stuck in our heads consistently for the past two weeks is "Menopause Man." Even though - in trademark P-HORSE style - we have gotten them wrong repeatedly, the lyrics are incredible. And strange. A great way to get alarmed sideglances from your "normie" coworkers is to repeatedly sing "make me a turtle,* fertile woman" (*maternal) and "rape me, castrate me, make me gay" to yourself all day.
So when 4AD posted their recent video session with Ariel Pink & co and our favorite song was featured, we squealed and gleefully peed ourselves with delight. Watch "Menopause Man" from the 4AD Sessions below: